My first day as a Sunday School Teacher.

1.  Zucchini was a wee little man and a wee little man was he...in case you wondered.

2.  The aforementioned Zucchini was a 'feef'.

3.  Jesus told him to "Get outta that tree THIS INSTANT!"

4.  There is always someone in the group who spills their cup of water.

5.  There is always someone who doesn't like the snack.

6.  When you take your group of 4-5 year olds to meet with the 2-3 year olds for music time, the smallest 2 year old will be partially smothered by the 'little mother' in your group.

7.  Two 4 year old boys with puppets will re-inact the most violent battles.

8.  Every room has a crayon-eater.

9.  I can see you kicking your brother under the table so cut it out.

10.  Yes, I'm a girl.  Very astute.

11.  Yes, I'm also a 'Missus' as one little girl asked me.

12.  Don't compliment a child's shoes because they will put them on the table for you to get a better look at.

13.  It's best if when the parents come your room doesn't resemble Lord of the Flies.